Archiving the pre-end-times' happenings. Topics usually appropriate for mixed company. But not really.
Dear Catholic Church,
Evolve or perish. You are not above the law.
Now, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve existed for the past 2000 years, burying the Romans, the Barbarians, the Nazis, and the Soviets. We’re not going anywhere.
And if you try to force us to change, we will bury you too.
I don’t mean to brag, but a bunch of old guys in funny hats just forced the President of the United States to reconsider the contraception mandate.
I don’t mean to burst your bubble but you have nothing to do with the atrocities/wars/”buryings” of the church, no matter how much you’d like to take claim for them.
And no, the catholic church has not been around for 2000 years. Not. Even. Close.