Archiving the pre-end-times' happenings. Topics usually appropriate for mixed company. But not really.

 

memewhore:

does anybody ever stop and think about how many people have probably talked shit about you unknowingly like when you consider how much you talk about other people with your friends do you just ever think about how many bad things other people have definitely said about you

Well, duh.

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(Source: louiswilliams)

If I say “new and awesome job with living wage where my time is respected and labor appreciated” into a mirror in a darkened room three times, will one appear?

Is that Cape Elizabeth ass sr., jr., or The III you’re gunna have to be more specific I treat each letter with integrity I must get this to it’s intended addressee. 

Is that Cape Elizabeth ass sr., jr., or The III you’re gunna have to be more specific I treat each letter with integrity I must get this to it’s intended addressee. 

Liberals Becoming The Majority

liberalsarecool:

“We think of rural-heartland dwellers as real Americans, but they currently represent less than 20 percent of the population; nearly all of us live in and around cities. We think of churchgoers as real Americans, but only 40 percent of Americans attend any kind of religious service at least once a week…. We think of people who own guns as real Americans, but they represent only 21 percent of the population.” - Tim Noah of The New Republic

The “real America” GOP rhetoric is dead.

cognitivedissonance:

forajida-amorosa:

postapocalypsepunk:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

There are not words for the amount of approval I have. 

I know what I want in my lunch bag

Everything is beautiful!

Wondering how I didn’t pass the USPS Postal Exam that has questions like “Does this example address A match example address B?” and “Does the number 5 fall between 3 and 79?” with flying colors someone needs to revoke my bachelor’s degree.

To pro-lifers/anti-choicers:

I don’t have all the answers but I know “more people” isn’t one.