Got some information on the French immersion program I will be attending the summer and it says I won’t even be allowed to listen to English music.
O___O
I mean…if that’s a rule, does that also mean I can’t see English internet for 5 weeks either?
No Facebook?
No Tumblr?
…
#Shitjustgotreal.
Why is Income Property on HGTV my favorite show on television WHY.
popcorn.gif @ HGTV.
God that was the funniest and saddest display of willful ignorance I’ve ever seen in my life
His argument was the same as usual
That if evolution was real, why aren’t there any in between transitional forms
Why hasn’t there been a bird and dinosaur hybrid
Except
and
Oh
Because… honestly
While they are at it, their taxes should also go towards abortion for low income women. If my taxes go for shit I don’t believe in, like say war, then theirs should go towards abortion. It’s only fair.
$230 dollars per year per person with income of $37,000 a year goes to funding wars in afganistan and iraq alone. Do I get to opt out of that? No. No I don’t. “Wahh, Boo, my tax dollars might go to things I don’t agree with!” Yeah. Join the fucking club.
“Demands for Limbaugh’s sponsors to pull their ads from his show rocketed through cyberspace, and at least four companies, Quicken Loans, LegalZoom online legal document service, and bedding retailers Sleep Train and Sleep Number, bowed to the pressure.”
A long time coming but still very satisfying.
“I like to have sex with women but I don’t like it when women have sex”
This is the most disgusting and infuriating thing I’ve heard in a long time.
(via burnthebourgeoisie)
Translation: I’m happy to get off to you but I couldn’t give two shits about your well being, you dirty tramp.
Misogyny in its purest form.
“Can you imagine if you were her parents how proud…you would be?” he said. “Your daughter … testifies she’s having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills and she wants President Obama to provide them, or the Pope.”
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Hmm… I wonder if I have enough rage-gifs to post that would properly express my rage.
Let’s see here…
NEWSFLASH LIMBAUGH: A woman could have sex with 19 different people a day or her husband twice a week and either way, SHE WOULD NEED THE SAME AMOUNT OF BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. Believe it or not, birth control pills don’t become less effective the more you have sex. You take one a day and you won’t get pregnant. It’s not like “Oh, you have how much sex? Well we are gunna need to quadruple you birth control prescription, young lady!” IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. YOU MORE OR LESS HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK AUTHORITATIVELY ABOUT ANYTHING, LET ALONE ESTROGEN AND PROGESTIN AND THEIR EFFECTS ON OVULATION. 100 partners or 1 partner = one pack a month. Prostitute or monogamous relationship = one pack a month. Always. All the time. Always.
So Limbaugh, you should probably:
my brother: thinking about getting a piercing. we should go shopping sometime.
me: are you texting me from the shower?
my brother:
me:
my brother:
me:
my brother: i was thinking I’d like to check out some of the tattoo and piercing places around here.
Goal in life: to speak French like Eugene Hutz speaks English.
“Did you manage to manufacture the Z’s?”
Aimin’ high.
