March 2012
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My thighs are huge and I ain't even mad.
Mar 31st
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Mar 31st
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While in Portland, OR...
GOING HERE WHY THE FUCK NOT TRY AND STOP ME
Mar 30th
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If Santorum gets elected president...
White republican cisgendered men move to the capitol with their barefoot-and-pregnant wives and obedient heteronormative children while everyone else is divvied up into 13 districts. The 13th district will be created simply to be immediately destroyed for the pleasure of the Capitol. District 1: Women who use/have used “artificial” birth control and the men who are/were with them at...
Mar 30th
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Me: "crazy" and "fire" are almost the same word in french
Me: "ça feu est fou"
Blynn: False cognates?
Me: within the french language maybe...
Blynn: TO THE WIKTIONARY!
Blynn: feu comes from Latin focus, meaning hearth, which replaces Latin ignis, fire.
Me: hmm...
Blynn: fou comes from Latin follis, bag or small coin, by way of Old French fol, meaning the same as fou
Me: that shit "small coin"
Blynn:
Blynn:
Blynn: I literally just died laughing.
Mar 30th
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Things that get me hot and bothered: bricks and beams exposing themselves. #Come’on home and turn me on.
Mar 30th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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For the past week, I’ve felt…off. Sick without the sore throat and cough. Just tired constantly with an ever present migraine. Highly sensitive to temperature changes. Achy everywhere. This never happens. What is this? … Maybe it’s Lupus. Oh, okay. Are you sure? Kay fine, but could someone run a test or something? FINE then maybe we should try to figure out what...
Mar 26th
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Portlandia Bound.
And when I get back, I’m going to put a bird on it.
Mar 24th
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Mar 22nd
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On forced transvaginal ultrasounds
Where Is The Physician Outrage? “Right. Here. I’m speaking, of course, about the required-transvaginal-ultrasound thing that seems to be the flavor-of-the-month in politics. I do not care what your personal politics are. I think we can all agree that my right to swing my fist ends where your face begins. I do not feel that it is reactionary or even inaccurate to describe an unwanted,...
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Making it easier for assassins to put together a... →
The Life Defense Act of 2012, sponsored by state Rep. Matthew Hill (R-Jonesborough), mandates that the Tennessee Department of Health make detailed demographic information about every woman who has an abortion available to the public, including her age, race, county, marital status, education level, number of children, the location of the procedure and how many times she has been pregnant. Each...
Mar 19th
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Mar 19th
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Mississippi trying to ban abortion for women who...
JACKSON, Miss. — Supporters of a bill that has passed in the Mississippi House and gone to the Senate say it would effectively ban abortion after six weeks of pregnancy. A key provision would require doctors to search for a fetal heartbeat before performing an abortion and, if a heartbeat is found, would make going ahead with the procedure illegal. Physicians say a heartbeat can typically...
Mar 17th
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Mar 15th
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Mar 15th
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Things people who know nothing about climate...
“It’s just the earth going through it’s natural warming cycle.” Let’s take a look at the numbers, shall we? Weird how this warming greenhouse gas shoots up with the increasing use of fossil fuels. Coincidence, I’m sure. “Look, it’s blizzarding out. Global warming is a sham!” “The difference between weather and climate is that...
Mar 15th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 6th
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Got some information on the French immersion program I will be attending the summer and it says I won’t even be allowed to listen to English music. O___O I mean…if that’s a rule, does that also mean I can’t see English internet for 5 weeks either? No Facebook? No Tumblr? … #Shitjustgotreal.
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
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Why is Income Property on HGTV my favorite show on television WHY. popcorn.gif @ HGTV.
Mar 5th
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Joshishollywood is hollywood. and bamf.
joshishollywood: God that was the funniest and saddest display of willful ignorance I’ve ever seen in my life His argument was the same as usual That if evolution was real, why aren’t there any in between transitional forms Why hasn’t there been a bird and dinosaur hybrid Except and Oh
Mar 5th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 3rd
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Reblog if you think anti-choicers should be...
feministhistorian: angryfuckingliberal: Because… honestly While they are at it, their taxes should also go towards abortion for low income women. If my taxes go for shit I don’t believe in, like say war, then theirs should go towards abortion. It’s only fair. $230 dollars per year per person with income of $37,000 a year goes to funding wars in afganistan and iraq alone. Do I get to opt...
Mar 3rd
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Mar 3rd
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Sponsors drop Limbaugh as backlash against him... →
“Demands for Limbaugh’s sponsors to pull their ads from his show rocketed through cyberspace, and at least four companies, Quicken Loans, LegalZoom online legal document service, and bedding retailers Sleep Train and Sleep Number, bowed to the pressure.” A long time coming but still very satisfying.
Mar 3rd
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Motto for "The War Against Women" Campaign
“I like to have sex with women but I don’t like it when women have sex”
Mar 2nd
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“So Miss Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to...”
–  Rush Limbaugh, a conservative talk show host, addressing Sandra Fluke, the woman denied the right to testify at the recent all-male meeting of “birth control experts”. This is the most disgusting and infuriating thing I’ve heard in a long time. (via burnthebourgeoisie) Translation: I’m...
Mar 2nd
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Rush Limbaugh: Sandra Fluke, Woman Denied Right To... →
“Can you imagine if you were her parents how proud…you would be?” he said. “Your daughter … testifies she’s having so much sex she can’t afford her own birth control pills and she wants President Obama to provide them, or the Pope.” … Hmm… I wonder if I have enough rage-gifs to post that would properly express my rage. Let’s...
Mar 1st
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