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Every time the History Channel discusses or mentions one of these five things, take one drink:

1. Nostradamus
2. Aliens
3. Ancient Egypt
4. The Apocalypse
5. Hitler

Every time the History Channel makes a connection between two of these things, take two drinks.

When three connections are made between these things, take three drinks. When four are made, take four.

When all five of these things are connected by The History Channel, take ten drinks.

Fake history is fake, might as well get drunk.

climbthroughthetide:

no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household

My grandmother opens a gift which holds a golden brown scarf. She takes it, wraps it around her neck and says “yummy in the tummy”.

#DementiaforChristmas

http://supervillainornewt.com/?page_id=9

Lolol what a hilarious idea for an online ga…wait. He proposed whhat?

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Wut?

…to be nice to your mail carrier.

Tim Horton’s gift cards always appreciated.

Thanks for being friendly mail recipients in advanced. That is all.

My Saturday summed up in one text message to my boss:

“I can’t deliver the mail to 20 through 24 Paquin street. Mob of wild turkeys attempting to assault me every time I step out of the truck.”

Anyone who feels like judging me…well, you shouldn’t. You weren’t THERE. You don’t KNOW.

WAIT. Doesn’t America already have the largest prison population in the world? Why yes…yes it does. 1 in every 100 people is behind bars. Think about that for just a second. 1 in every 100. Are we a safer country because of it? Not so much, considering countries that imprison at much lower rates have much lower crime than the grand ol’ USA: http://www.nationmaster.com/compare/Sweden/United-States/Crime - and don’t be thrown off by the high rape in Sweden. Most of that can be accounted for simply due to less stigma when it comes to reporting rape. So therefore: it’s reported, and then recorded in crime stats.

Anyway.

If I recall, I haven’t seen too many terrorist attacks as of late. Have you? Am I missing something here?

Glaring questions everyone should have: WHO ARE THESE CAMPS FOR? What is the emergency that requires staffing for these prisons camps? Are there really that many terrorists around or does the media/government just want you to think that there are? What are they going to do with these “campers” at these places? Are we just one terrorist attack away from having thousands of Americans swept into these prisons and held there without trial because they were accused of being “terrorists”? Is this why the definitions of people who can be considered terrorists by law keeps getting broader and fuzzier? Is there another false flag on the horizon?

Whoa…sorry about that. That might be a tad bit…alarmist?

No. No, I don’t think so. I think these are all valid questions and the most important ones should be: What happened to the America we once knew? Where will America be in 10 years? How do we stop this quiet robbery of rights and desecration of the constitution?